I’m putting this picture at the bottom of the post, hopefully obscured by many, many linebreaks so that your boss doesn’t see this as soon as the page loads.
NSFW is an understatement. Original, naked picture here. I haven’t even clicked on that link, so I won’t hate you if you don’t either.
UNSEXY UPDATE: Bandwidth was exceeded on that original link. You can check out Santonio’s dong here. Gross.
I mean it.
Its kinda gross.