His blog has been dormant, as he's moved onto Twitter and now Youtube, but you still get the amazing quality you'd expect if you used to read the blog. His latest venture is the amazing "I'm on a Boat" parody, entitled, "I Won the Cup."
NSFW language, so keep it turned down if you're at work. Lyrics are below:
Hook: I won the Cup I won the Cup Everybody look at me cause I won the Stanley Cup. I won the Cup
I won the Cup Take a good hard look at the mother f*****g Cup.
Crosby: I won the cup mother f****r take a look at me 87 on my sweater with a big old C I'm scoring mad goals, yeah f****r thats whats up. You cant stop me ho cause I won the F****N Cup!
Malkin: Take a picture trick. I won the cup b***h Im eating mom's Russian soup cause its DEE-LISH! I got my Ruslan And my Maxy Talby I'm learning English on the side As a f*****g hobby.
Crosby: I'm skatin up on offense Doing spins and s**t The fans are clapping Getting all the girlies all wet. But this aint 08 This is real as it gets I won the Cup mother f****r dont you EVER forget!
Malkin: I got the puck annnnnnd I'm skating fast annnnnd I just pull multiple goals out of my ass and. I'm the boss of the league, cashing checks from Shero If you're on the course than your sure not me-o
LET'S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE RIVER, AND PARTY ALL SUMMER!!!
Crosby: Fuck the Caps I won the Cup mother f****r! Fuck the Wings I won the Cup Mother f****r! Im 21 and living dreams mother f****r! I fill the cup with my seed mother f****r!
Malkin: Magnetogorsk if you could see me now First Russian on the Conn Smythe, wow Gonna read the names on the Cup somehow but probably not, CAUSE THERE'S A F*****G LOT OF EM!
Ray Shero: Yea, I never thought I'd win the Cup It's silver and heavy as f**k Lord Stanely, look at me. I never thought I'd see the day With Gary Bettman coming my way Believe me when I say YOU F****D UP HOSSA!
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