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I Would Pay Pillow Pets To Stop Making Steelers Pillow Pets

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It’s a pillow. It’s a pet. It’s a PILLOW PET!™

Man I hate that commercial. It might be one of the most annoyingly simple jingles ever. And now combine it with the all-new Steelers-themed Steely McBeam Pillow Pet® and we have certifiable nightmare fuel. This has been happening a lot lately. I thought there was no more terrors to be had after the Gaddafi-esque Troy Horrormalu doll. So I guess plush is the new prime terror ingredient.

For as much as we investigate generic merch here at PSAMP, I think the NFL needs to issue a cease and desist on themselves for allowing this abomination to exist. I’d much rather see an ocean of Six and The City shirts than an evil Steely McBeam Pillow Pet.

Thanks to the Freak Show.

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