Back during the summer, some stupid Octopus named Paul received international fame by correctly picking all the winners of the World Cup rounds. Or most of them, or something. I can’t remember. I just remember people losing their minds cos an octopus seemed all-knowing for a minute.
Well Paul the Octopus sucks. This sea turtle could totally beat him in a fight, and all he’s doing lately is swimming around looking awesome and picking the Steelers to win the Super Bowl. And this was done at the neutral site of Ripley’s Aquarium in Myrtle Beach, SC. I would totally be friends with this sea turtle.
Time for Paul the Octopus to be shown up. I expect gifts and offerings to be made to this sea turtle when he is inevitably proven right.