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Heath Miller Probably Goes By “Heath” Because His Real Name Is Porn

At some point during Heath Miller's incredible game against the Ravens, Greg on Twitter reminded me of the following:

"Did you know his first name is actually Earl according to Wikipedia… now you do…"

And being the blogger I am, I immediately Googled Earl Miller. Be careful if you Google Earl Miller. Because it is porn (link wildly NSFW, considering the linked text is "porn").

Had Heath kept his original name he could've trolled an entire nation of young people searching the Internet to vote him to the Pro Bowl.

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