A Theoretical Penguins Soccer-Style Jersey Is Cool

No, I didn’t call it a “sweater” or “kit” because I tend to believe you’re all insanely-dumb people and I wanted less words in my title.

I caught this via my friend Sarah via ReasonableDoubt via dbarefoot. This gallery re-imagines all NHL teams if they had a soccer kit rather than a hockey sweater. It’s a fun exercise, as NHL teams do not use corporate sponsorship on their sweaters in the same way that soccer clubs do. So rather than prominent anthropomorphic skating penguins, we get another ad for CONSOL Energy. Still enjoyable, though.

And no I didn’t use the term football or futbol for the same reasons I laid out in regards to the sweater/kit conundrum. Also, I’m a hater.

Go Pens.

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