Levi Brown was acquired by the Steelers over their bye week to shore up the LT position notoriously muffed by Mike Adams. Adams was not available to play in the ensuing game against the Jets…where LEVI BROWN INJURED HIS TRICEPS DURING WARMUPS. The Steelers noted that Brown is now gone for the rest of the […]

THE STEELERS WON AND I GET TO WRITE A RECAP WITH A SUNNIER DISPOSITION AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD FOR AT LEAST A WEEK. 19-6 Steelers. The Steelers did their bye week preparation justice, and won a game against a team they should've beaten while taking their first halftime lead and interception(s!) of […]

PITTSBURGH — The Pirates may be out the playoffs already – c'mon, they lost to a team they were up in the series 2-1 on, really? – but at least one Pittsburgh team won this baseball season. Yep, you guessed it – the Penguins. Now that the Pirates have gone belly-up in the playoffs for […]

The Pittsburgh Pirates play Game 2 of the NLDS agains the St. Louis Cardinals at 1:07 PM today, Friday. Mrs. U's class will have one less kid in it come 12:55 PM, as the child has come down with a case of "Bucco Fever" and MUST see "Dr. McCutchen" immediately. We as a populace must […]

If you're a Pirates fan and alive today, you've probably been waiting for the highlights to last night's Pirates Wild Card win over the Reds sync'd with the radio calls from local announcers Greg Brown and Tim Neverett. The TBS calls were fine considering it was mostly involving positive Pirates happenings, but there's a certain […]

So our Pirates have their first playoff game since 1992 tonight, and i still seem to have a few Pirates-related pieces of unlicensed and generic merch in my queue so I might as well get these all out now. With the now-or-never aspect of the one game Wild Card round, there's an off chance the […]

Pirates 2nd baseman Neil Walker was 7 years and a month old when Sid Bream of the Braves beat a Barry Bonds throw home in Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS. As a 28-year-old, he helped his hometown team finally break a 20-year streak of sub-.500 baseball since that game. And it didn't end there, […]

The Steelers are 0-4 going into their bye week. October is in like a few minutes basically and the Steelers haven't won a game. Unless some directly equivalent Penguins slow-start happens, we'll see a Penguins win before the Steelers put one in the W column. And if the inverse equivalent happens in baseball, we will […]

It's Friday, and I haven't given you guys something truly bizarre in a while on PSAMP so here we go. Prior to this weekend's Steelers-Vikings game in London, enjoy a captivating dance from some animated "Steeler Babes." I'm not going to try and understand why this exists because I assume that's how people get aneurysms […]

The Pittsburgh Pirates won a thrilling game last night to win their 90th game of the season. After a blown save in the bottom of the 8th inning, Starling Marte hit a dramatic go-ahead shot at the top of the 9th to give the Pirates a 2-1 lead. With the Chicago Cubs due the final […]

I love Mila Kunis even though she's dating a Bears fan. 40-23 Bears. The Steelers kicked a FG to bring the score to a mere four-point deficit four minutes into the 4th quarter. It was 27-23, with all momentum with the Black and Gold. On a 3rd-and-10, Jay Cutler ran for 13 yards and a […]

Thanks to my bud Benson for sending this over. Despite the Pirates loss last night, Andrew McCutchen provided a truly memorable moment with his go-head two-run home run in the bottom of the 7th inning. Prior to that, the Buccos had a terribly poor showing offensively and struggled to even get guys on base. And […]

Great, two games into the season and already the title of this feature makes no sense. A Monday night game in Cincinatti leads to a Tuesday morning recap and I guess you might as well figure this out now. Get it out of the way, just as hopefully the Steelers are getting all their losses […]

Last night the Pittsburgh Pirates won their 82nd game of the 2013 season, a remarkable accomplishment for a franchise that hasn't sniffed .500 since George H.W. Bush was our president and I had a Commodore 64. In a 162-game season, 81 wins got the team to .500-at-worst…82 takes the Buccos over the hump and into […]

YOUR PITTSBURGH STEELERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC NORTH! 16-9 Titans. Wait, what?! Yes, you heard correctly…your Steelers lost to the Tennessee Titans in the opening week of the season, and by virtue of everyone else in the division losing, there's a 4-way tie atop the AFC North. Granted, that's not how you're […]