Please rip this dude’s moustache off. I saw ESPN’s Sunday Conversation with Welker, and he was sportin’ a dumb moustache. I couldn’t find the video, so I did the next best thing…MS Paint. If you find the video, let me know. Another thing. Who is this guy? He sounds/looks exactly like Tobey Maguire. I hope […]

We won. Can’t ask for much more than that. However, Ben and Fast Bill did little to impress, and the 24-10 win can be credited to Heath, Hines and the D. Faced with less bog-like conditions than Monday, the Steelers still needed to overcome serious weather. I was pissed that I had to walk out […]

…And I approve of this transaction. What a win. Despite the refs’ best efforts to give the game to WVU, Pitt prevailed…but it seems like they, too, had some help. Look at those stats from last night’s game. Pitt was obviously runnin’ with someone else other than just Lesean McCoy.

(Click for larger view) Since you, the reader, don’t personally know me, I thought I’d take the time to answer some of your questions. Did Tec really graduate from Steelers training camp…St. Vincent College? Does best friend/college roommate Bob actually exist? Is Tec really a sports fan? Is he a poser Pittsburgh sports fan? Does […]

In honor of the best blog post of all time, I decided to track down my original attempt at a website. This was many, many moons ago, so please be nice. http://wickedawesome.20m.com/ It seemed like a good idea at the time. I was totally wrong. I can’t believe I actually found it. I suck.

(Pic ripped from the dominating BP at AA. Read his take on this as well.) I briefly mentioned my distaste for the mainstream media’s handling of the Sean Taylor tragedy in my MMCNY post (its at the very bottom). Before I ever got a chance to follow up my comment, Will at Deadspin beat me […]

Not sports-related, but I needed to share this piece of news. It shows how crazy things are in my area (South/Southeast of the ‘Burgh). N. Versailles Woman Stabbed In VCR Fight, Suspect Jailed. I thought this was an Onion headline, not Post-Gazette. My apologies for straying from sports. Not even a DVD player? Come on…

We all know Thomas Jones ended the Steelers streak of not allowing a 100 yard rusher 2 games ago. Its been some time since the feat happened, actually, since the Super Bowl season. Edge James did it when he was with the Colts, and the Steelers were obviously pissed. He failed to reach the plateau […]

No hockey score jokes. No ripping on the offenses. No historical analysis of how low-scoring the game was. You’re not getting any of that in this Tuesday afternoon edition of Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker. At the end of 60 minutes, the Steelers finished with 3 more points than the opposition. That equals a win, […]

Huzzah…PSaMP’s The National Scoop has finally made a comeback. Here’s the original version, if you fell the need to research PSaMP’s TNS’s roots. A little background, PSaMP’s TNS centers around text message conversations between me and my sports-enthusiast sister, Sheena Beaston. With that being said, please excuse spelling/grammar/capitalization and the like. Stupid texts only give […]

Um…are we serious? This poll is on CBS Sportsline’s NFL page today. It asks readers to voice who they think can stop the Patriots on their quest for the perfect season and the Super Bowl. Let’s look at the choices available, and the selections made by 42,000+ idiots. Aside from our Steelers, CBS offers the […]

Um…are we serious? This poll is on CBS Sportsline’s NFL page today. It asks readers to voice who they think can stop the Patriots on their quest for the perfect season and the Super Bowl. Let’s look at the choices available, and the selections made by 42,000+ idiots. Aside from our Steelers, CBS offers the […]

Things just got trickier for a team trying to avoid back to back losses to awful opponents. Fresh off the disaster in New York, the Steelers must prepare for Joey Porter and the Dolphins sans standout athletes on both sides of the ball. Troy Polamalu…out with a knee. San Antonio…out with an ankle. Fun times. […]

(You’ve probably seen this picture before. But honestly, why not use it?) Jarkko Ruutu just saved the season. No joke…Jarkko Ruutu…saved the season. Sure, you probably had many questions when Jarkko appeared in the shootout. “Why is he in?” “Is he going to use the same move?” “Does he even try?” “What the shit?” All […]

So who would you rather have? Last year at this time, Steelers fans couldn’t foresee the ’07 team without Joey Porter. James Harrison has helped ease the transition from a Porter-led defense to a Porter-less defense. This week, Silverback gets his chance to state his case against the guy he’s helped Yinzers forget. Sure, the […]