Yeah, I'm dedicated to PSaMP and you, the reader. Sue me. The absence of the internet will not keep me from giving you something…anything. My cool dog loves balloons. I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you. Promise.

Please bear with PSaMP for a minute…the internet is not being kind. I can't promise much of anything from now through Thanksgiving. In the meantime, enjoy this picture of the television from Paul Coffey's induction into the Penguins Hall of Fame. Coffey…stunned. His youngest son…not so much. My sincerest apologies, and I'll be back in […]

Did we honestly just lose to the Jets? This is even worse than the Arizona loss. I'm not even getting into this, because I can feel my blood pressure rising to an unsafe level. How are we going to play for the punt on 3rd and 14 in overtime? Especially punting to Leon Washington. And […]

Yes, I know I’m not really a basketball blog, but I did start PSaMP during March Madness last season, and Pitt basketball has always been a blessing/curse. I’m always excited, because Jamie Dixon always puts out a strong team. However, they always (and I can say always) fold when the tourney comes around, and I’m […]

Yes, I know I’m not really a basketball blog, but I did start PSaMP during March Madness last season, and Pitt basketball has always been a blessing/curse. I’m always excited, because Jamie Dixon always puts out a strong team. However, they always (and I can say always) fold when the tourney comes around, and I’m […]

In case you hadn’t heard, Barry Bonds was just indicted on perjury and obstruction of justice charges. This could seriously damage his Washington Wild Things career…

So this is beginning to become a trend. As long as Steelers players keep racking up individual awards each week, I’ll continue to MS Paint the awards onto their chests. O.k., that sounded odd. Let me try again. If individual Steelers keep up the stellar work, I’ll scour the internet to find pictures of them […]

This is for all the crybaby Browns fans who want to compare AAFC championships to Super Bowl wins. Just because your team was good several generations ago, before football was nationally accepted as it is today, that doesn't mean you have a valid point. Just because guys like Jim Brown excelled against 5 foot 11, […]

Don't know if you caught any of the Steelers 75th anniversary exhibit in the Heinz Field Great Hall. If you didn't see it…you missed out. Simple as that. This was one of Art Rooney's actual cigars. Kinda creepy, but cool nonetheless. The only thing really missing from the entire display was The Chief himself. I […]

Since I'm currently out of state and away from all internet connections, I'm forced to offer you, the reader, a glimpse into my cell phone picture archive. This fantastic offering comes from two weekends ago, when I was just outside Philly, in Delaware. This dude (pictured above) ruled. Observe the pinkish, long-sleeved t-shirt under the […]

This is going to be a very stripped down version of MMCNY. I'm out of state and only have my phone as a means of writing this. All in all, that comeback was perfectly timed, but should not have been needed in the first place. It was a true game of character, however, for both […]

Want a sneak peak into what the Pens and Sabres will be wearing for the upcoming outdoor game in Buffalo? I got ‘yer back. Don’t worry so much. I, personally, am a big fan of odd looking throwbacks. I don’t mind the retro jerseys and helmets worn by the Steelers twice this season. Even back […]

Many a Browns fan are calling for Hines Ward’s head on a platter, referring to Ward’s hit on Daven Holly in week 1. Ward was penalized and fined for the hit, as seen in this Ludacris-laced video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N178pNP1S0Y&rel=1 Also, Browns fans were quick to criticize James Farrior (on this post) and his recent comments about […]

It only seems like yesterday that I was doing this for Ike Taylor. Silverback is the latest Steelers player to get the AFC honor. We’re on pace for 4 separate AFC Defensive Players of the Week this season. I’m betting Troy is gonna be one of ’em. Now I gotta find a pic of him […]

Pirates news? Wtf? Yeah, the Buccos hired a manager in my absence. If this was the Steelers or Pens, I would’ve had it updated pronto. After 5 years of less than mediocre baseball, I figured this one could wait. Hell, I’ve waited long enough between playoff appearances. John Russell is the man in charge of […]