Huzzah…PSaMP’s The National Scoop has finally made a comeback. Here’s the original version, if you fell the need to research PSaMP’s TNS’s roots.
A little background, PSaMP’s TNS centers around text message conversations between me and my sports-enthusiast sister, Sheena Beaston. With that being said, please excuse spelling/grammar/capitalization and the like. Stupid texts only give you like 160 characters or whatnot. Bullshit.
This episode came during the Broncos/Bears game and concluded during the Eagles/Patriots game last night.
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Tec: devin hester [is] goin nuts
SB: sauerbrun is gonna have his feet torn off again
Tec: U watchin this game?
SB: no…im conjuring it up in my mind…lol…yes
Tec: Here we go
SB: rex grossman is a chinese precious moments doll
Tec: Haha tim tebow looks exactly like rex
SB: little porcelain twerps
Tec: Haha
Tec: What a catch berrien
SB: devin hester is a fruit
Tec: Sauerbrun is gona get fired lol kr td pr td and blocked punt
SB: brian dawkins needs to decapitate tom brady tonight
Tec: I was just thinkin the same thing. my madden 2000 boy better come up huge
SB: if he knows whats good for him
Tec: Him and his scary ass facemask shield
SB: american gladiators is coming back
Tec: Ya just saw that ad. i have a horrible gut feeling that its gonna suck. like in the later years of the original when they added pyramid
SB: and skytrack
Tec: And snapback
SB: and gauntlet
Tec: And tug o war
SB: or whiplash
Tec: Haha i think thats all of the later additions
SB: there were the mid series ones like hang tough and the wall
Tec: Haha and atlasphere
SB: oh shite…how could we forget swingshot…that one was my jam
Tec: Assault and the other [originals] will always tear at my heatstrings
SB: original eliminator took like 30 secs to complete and then they went and added that stairclimber nonsense in the beginning
Tec: Ya that was in the crazy late episodes. the reverse conveyor belt at the beginning was the best. although the huge red and blue balls were clutch
SB: and then thy added the cargo net…but the balance beam with glads throwing medicine balls was so primitive and suite
Tec: Early mid series with wesley 2 scoops berry was the tightest
Tec: 3:49 left in the first and im already sick of hearinf madden say ‘tom brady’
SB: i know…i also hate the name wes welker
Tec: Unrelated, but i love the name phil pfister, from met rx worlds strongest man
SB: lets go on the amazing race
Tec: Haha no. id rather chill out and take my time at airports rather than lose my mind making spot decisions
SB: i think it would be hilarious
Tec: More or less. i guess id do it
SB: im in love with the eagles right now
Tec: Cool onside kick recovery philly
Tec: Ive grown numb to seeing peyton manning in commercials
SB: i dont even see him in commercials anymore…i erased those rods and cones permanently
Tec: john madden is so fat
SB: aj feely is eating up the pats d for snicky snack
Tec: Aj felly is thinkin hes wearing an orange shirt in miami (reference to when feely beat ne when he was with the fish)
SB: aj feely thinks koy detmer couldnt have thrown that td
Tec: Koy detmer thinks colt brennan couldnt throw that td (reference to brennan breaking ty detmers collegiate td record)
SB: ty detmer thinks he found inspiration in win tested furbee making a start at the ripe old age of 63
Tec: Kent graham is starting to hit the weight room
SB: jim miller was talking to eric crouch about them both coming out of retirement
Tec: tim couch told them they were crazy
SB: tim biakabutuka told them otherwise
Tec: Erric pegram is mulling a comeback
SB: only if jon whitman blocks for him
Tec: John fiala #57 is needed for special teams then
SB: and eric green #86 can haul in passes in the grand tradition of wild ass te’s
Tec: Bam morris can then trade coke for tree with nate newton
SB: jamal lewis can oversee the trafficking…he has the experience
Tec: And if anything goes awry, ray lewis can murder the offender
SB: on that note rae carruth says peace out and im going to bed…ill talk to you tomorrow
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Fun times. Oh what happens when I try to discuss national sports happenings.
