What. The. Hell? Gotta go feed the horses…

In case you were wondering, that is a kid, not a full-sized man. The pony is smaller than the kid. Word.

Best. Parade. Ever. They stopped traffic for this? How awesome!

Many thanks to reader Sean at [Unnamed] Capital Management for emailing me this cool/uncool story. Someone smuggled a mini pony onto a plane in Atlanta that was bound for Guatemala. Bastard. People interviewed for the story called it cruel and unusual punishment. I find it cruel and unusual that they would ridicule the cool little […]

One last piece of business: Go Pens – The Pensblog More from Pensblog on PSaMP: PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: The Pensblog

This mini pony is pulling the wagon and he doesn’t even care that he’s mini. And isn’t that what America is really about? – Sportsocracy More from Sportsocracy on PSaMP:PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Sportsocracy

Wow. iStockphoto is dominating PSaMP right now. No problems here…

iStockphoto rules because of this picture alone. Cool black and white closeup. Side Note: Headin to Heinz Field for the Pitt game. UConn is gonna go down. Come to Section 215, Yell out…

Cool horsepower. The filename for this picture is liquorice. I really hope that’s the pony’s name. That would be awesome.

– BP, Awful Announcing More from Awful Announcing on PSaMP:PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Awful Announcing

When brother emailed me about this whole gala-post ordeal, I think us gals were being lumped together for a “Ladies Day” posting. TSW and I were irate with not having a day each to ourselves, so we decided to round up our fleet and stand dejectedly next to an open outhouse. You’d be mad too. […]

We chose this specific minipony to bring awareness to minipony depression, as this was the most depressed pony we could find. Drugs such as Paxil are ineffective on miniponies, but hopefully a cure will be found soon. – Doubt About It More from Doubt about It on PSaMP:PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Doubt About It

We chose this specific minipony to bring awareness to minipony depression, as this was the most depressed pony we could find. Drugs such as Paxil are ineffective on miniponies, but hopefully a cure will be found soon. – Doubt About It More from Doubt about It on PSaMP:PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Doubt About It

This mini pony kicks ass because it has a sort of confused look on its face. It’s kind of asking “what the fuck do you want a picture of me for?” Haha, I like that — I can relate. – Larry Brown More from Larry on PSaMP:PSaMP’s Halfie Birthday Extravaganza: Larry Brown Sports

Wow. There are no words to describe this. Attaboy, little buddy.