BREAKING NEWS: Steelers Will Delay Naming Of New Mascot

This isn’t really breaking news-worthy, but it does affect you if you were dying to see what the new Steelers mascot was going to be named.

A name was to be revealed at tonight’s 7 P.M. practice at Latrobe High School, but due to an overwhelming number of entries, the Steelers are delaying the final naming.

How many name-suggestions were there? Glad you asked. How about 70,000.

I’m guessing that about 50,000 or so were Cowher, Jaw, Chin, etc.

Now we can go back to more important things, like training camp…and Santonio Holmes’ mysterious surgery.