Lightning Curse Breaker Checklist

Sweet. I did it again. I am a massive jinx.

The Penguins beat the Lightning, 4-1 last night.

Now, I’m known for jinxing my own team, a la MAF and the Steelers. Last night, I used my powers against the Lightning. Let’s look at what worked.

Vinny Lecavalier rules, and I hope he scores 15 goals tonight. No goals. Check.

Marty St. Louis is so tall and cool. Still short and uncool. Check.

I hope Tampa Bay wins. Nope. Check.

We should score no goals tonight. 4 goals. Check.

I hope Sid and Geno don’t show up. Sid’s point streak was snapped, but Geno scored. Half-check.

We should probably leave the net empty all night. You see that Conklin save? Check.

Who needs two points? Us. Check.

5.5 out of 6. You’re welcome.

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