Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker

It’s getting tougher and tougher trying to put these games into words. We either play so bad that its impossible to write anything substantial, or we put together the most polarizing offense so that it mystifies the mind.

11-10 Steelers. Yeah, that about sums it up.

It was another day at the office for the league’s top defense, but the O is what should’ve blown everyone’s minds. We had a QB go for over 300 with no picks, a century WR and RB, but no touchdowns. I didn’t even think that was possible before yesterday.

During that final, game-winning drive, I had to keep reminding myself that we were STILL LOSING! Ben was looking better than he had in weeks, the team was destroying San Diego in all meaningful categories, and somehow we weren’t up in the scoreboard. Story of the season so far.

Were the numbers warranted, or did we get lucky on that final drive? How confident can you be in a team that is losing with less than a minute left in the game, but has the other team lapped in all stats. Or do we look at the comeback win as inspiration? Beats me.

Sasso the Giant. I was biting my fingernails when I saw that Sasso already had 25 pass attempts sometime in the third quarter. I knew he was on pace for the 40-some that he ended up throwing, which is enough to make any Steelers fan nervous. But Ben made some clutch, high percentage throws, which was reflected in his zero interceptions and 75% passing efficiency. 300+ yards is great, but he set up no offensive touchdowns, and basically let the D win the game. I can’t shit on his game too much seeing that we won, but that doesn’t mean I’m not perplexed. 4 of 5 motorcycle helmets for Sasso.

Willie. Glad to have you back. Late in the game, I was pleased to see Arians giving the ball to Willie. Again. And again. One of the reasons we struggled offensively the first half of the years was because Willie wasn’t on the field, which removes an entire dynamic from this offense. Still, he comes back and puts up nice numbers, but the offense still isn’t in a rhythm. Hopefully, we remember how to put together complete drives now that Willie’s back, and the offensive woes die off. 4.5 of 5 helmets. He’s the only one that sniffed the endzone.

Hines. If the theme of this win was “PERPLEXING,” then Hines embodies this entirely. Cool 125 receiving yards, but how many penalties did the guy have to take? Two rough holding calls and something else (can’t remember what that third penalty was…somebody help me out) really starts to overshadow the yards. However, Hines stepped up after that third penalty, single-handedly making up all the yards lost on his way to making the first down. That’s grit. But the penalties could’ve killed us. 3.5 of 5 helmets. I know you’ll make up for it, Hines.

D. Aside from that early touchdown, I never believed the Chargers were going to score when they made it into Steelers territory. Like, the entire game. That’s how well the D was playing. Pass rusher Woodley made a terrific play batting down a pass in coverage, Ike made a few, and Keisel got to the QB. And Silverback? He needs to be in Defensive Player of the Year discussions. Right away. A sack, safety AND interception. There’s really no one that can stop him. 5 of 5 motorcycle helmets for the D. And that’s before I even mentioned Troy’s amazing pick.

Jeff Reed. Sucks that the perfect season that Cotter and I predicted is gone, but he’s killer late in the game. 4 of 5 motorcycle helmets.

Bengals like, tomorrow or something. Do we even get a rest?