Bill Guerin Is Going To Be Naked

ESPN the Magazine is doing something, something, something, blah, blah, NAKED ISSUE!

For the life of me, I cannot understand why ESPN the Magazine would be promoting “The Body” issue of their bi-weekly rag. For whatever reason, the magazine will have plenty of sports stars across most leagues in various stages of undress. And like that, sports circulars are now promoting softcore pornography. It was only a matter of time until ESPN caught on to the only reason people still get Sports Illustrateds (“swimsuit” issue).

USA Today has the list of athletes scheduled to appear, and you better believe that ugly dude with the missing tooth and awesome playoff beard pictured up top will be shedding his clothes. No word on if the Stanley Cup or the beautiful SC Champs ring will make an appearance.

I have no idea when this issue is coming out, nor do I really even want to know.

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