Black and Golddust cares not for your pathetic recent record against the Steelers, Cleveland. You will always be #1 on the hate list, even though your recent battles with Pittsburgh have looked more like Zeus raining lighting bolts onto a fly. A fly that sucks.
But as lopsided as these bouts have been in favor of the Steelers, Black and Golddust will not take you lightly. No, he will even enlist the help of his good buddy, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
And remember to watch the pregame show again!