I want to thank my good buddy Eddy Spaghetti for sending this over. If you’re a longtime reader, you may remember that Eddy played Hiatus Daddy on PSAMP way back in 2007, and we even did a podcast during last year’s playoffs.
His blog has been dormant, as he’s moved onto Twitter and now Youtube, but you still get the amazing quality you’d expect if you used to read the blog. His latest venture is the amazing “I’m on a Boat” parody, entitled, “I Won the Cup.”
NSFW language, so keep it turned down if you’re at work. Lyrics are below:
Hook:
I won the Cup
I won the Cup
Everybody look at me cause I won the Stanley Cup.
I won the Cup
I won the Cup
Take a good hard look at the mother f*****g Cup.
Crosby:
I won the cup mother f****r take a look at me
87 on my sweater with a big old C
I’m scoring mad goals, yeah f****r thats whats up.
You cant stop me ho cause I won the F****N Cup!
Malkin:
Take a picture trick.
I won the cup b***h
Im eating mom’s Russian soup cause its DEE-LISH!
I got my Ruslan
And my Maxy Talby
I’m learning English on the side
As a f*****g hobby.
Crosby:
I’m skatin up on offense
Doing spins and s**t
The fans are clapping
Getting all the girlies all wet.
But this aint 08
This is real as it gets
I won the Cup mother f****r dont you EVER forget!
Malkin:
I got the puck annnnnnd
I’m skating fast annnnnd
I just pull multiple goals out of my ass and.
I’m the boss of the league, cashing checks from Shero
If you’re on the course than your sure not me-o
LET’S TAKE IT DOWN TO THE RIVER, AND PARTY ALL SUMMER!!!
Crosby:
Fuck the Caps I won the Cup mother f****r!
Fuck the Wings I won the Cup Mother f****r!
Im 21 and living dreams mother f****r!
I fill the cup with my seed mother f****r!
Malkin:
Magnetogorsk if you could see me now
First Russian on the Conn Smythe, wow
Gonna read the names on the Cup somehow
but probably not, CAUSE THERE’S A F*****G LOT OF EM!
Ray Shero:
Yea, I never thought I’d win the Cup
It’s silver and heavy as f**k
Lord Stanely, look at me.
I never thought I’d see the day
With Gary Bettman coming my way
Believe me when I say
YOU F****D UP HOSSA!
YEA YEA YEA YEA
WOOOOOOOOOO
SH-SH-SHORTAY
ST-ST-ALL
SHORTAY
IN-GAME-FOUR
YEA YEA YEA.
You can download the audio here.
Go Pens!
