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Hines Ward’s Apology To Ben Gets Even More Meta

A lot of people are making whatever they can out of Hines calling out Ben on his SNF interview, and then his apology that was posted on his Facebook page. Is that what it comes to with today’s athlete/person? We rectify situations on our Facebook walls?

What people don’t know about the apology is that Facebook wasn’t the only means of conveyance. Hines also posted the same stuff on a mass AOL chat, but apparently no one saw it there, too. I’ve saved it here for posterity:

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2 MAH STELAR NATION AND MAH FB AND TWITER FANS I JUST FINISHED AN EXTENSIEV CONV3RSATION WIT BN!1111 WTF LOL W3 SPOK3 ABOUT DA INT3RVEIW IN WHICH I MAED DA #1 MISTAEK IN DONG A INTARVEIW I DID IT BAESD OF OF AMOTIONS!!11! OMG LOL ITS INTARASTNG HOW P3OPL3 INTARPRET3D MAH INTERVEIW!1!1! WTF LOL SOMA SAY I THR3W BN UND3R DA BUS SOM3 SAY I W.AS!1!1!1!!!!11!11!1 WTF LOL JUST MAKNG A GEN3RAL STAETMENT ABOUT ABOUT CONCUSIONS!11!!!!1 OMG LOL

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I WUD NAVER QUESTION A MANS 2UGHNES PLAYNG IN A STEL3R UNIF!1!11!1 WTF LOL I DIDNT MEAN 2 CAUES SUCH A STIR!1!!! MAH FRUSTRATION WAS BAESD ON TEH FACT TAHT THES WAS A BIG GM3 FOR US 2 STAY IN DA PLAYOF PICTUR3 AND HAVNG BN OUT THEYRE GAEV US OUR BST OP 2 WIN IN BALT!!!!11 OMG LOL I WAS FRUSTRAETD B/C THEYRE WAS NO INDICATION OF.!!111!1111!!1!!111! WTF BN NOT BNG ABL3 2 PLAY B/C HA PRACTIECD A NORMAL ROUTIEN THES WEK (W3D THURS AND FRI)!111!!!1 OMG LOL

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SOME OF DA GUYS DIDNT FIND OUT H3 WASNT PLAYNG UNTIL SATURDAY AND G3TNG TAHT NAWS ON TEH DAY BFOR3 TEH BIG GMA DIDNT GO 2 WAL!!!!1!1 OMG NOW AS A V3TARAN GUY ON TEH T3M U CAN SE HOW UPS3T TAHT MAED A LOT OF US CONSIEDRNG W3 W3RA GONG DOWN IN2 DA LIONS DEN IN BALTIMORA WITHOUT OUR FEARL3S LAAEDR!1!11!!1 WTF LOL

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IN TEH LOK3R ROM SOMA QUASTIONS CM3 ABOUT PLAYNG WIT A CONCUSION TAHT SI WHERA MAH 50/50 COMENT CMA FROM BAESD ON PLAEYRS OPINIONS!11!111 OMG WTF LOL SOM3 SAY TH3YVA PLAEYD AFT3R HAVNG A CONCUSION AND SOME SAY U DONT WANA MES WIT TAHT!1!1!111! WTF HALF OF DA GUYS ON TEH TAM HAEV HAD CONCUSIONS AT L3AST ONCE IN THERE CAERARS!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL .BUT!1!!1!11!!111!1111!!!11 WTF IN FOTBAL ITS A 2UGH D3CISION ON WHETH3R ONE SHUD PLAY OR NOT PLAY!!11!!!11 LOL

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I KNOW BN WANT3D 2 PLAY THES GME BUT TEH DOS 2LD HIM H3S DOWN AND WIT TAHT WE TRUST OUR DOS WIT THERE DECISIONS!11!! WTF LOL WA WUD N3V3R J3OPARDIEZ ANYONES HEALTH FOR A GME OF FOTBAL!!!1! LIEF SI WAY 2 PR3CIOS!111!1! WTF ONE THNG ABOUT BN HE SI A WINER!!!!111 WA JUST WANTED THES GME SO BADLEY!11!!1111 OMG

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SO DA MORAL OF THES S2RY SI NOT 2 DO AN INTERVEIW BAESD OF OF 3MOTIONS AND I MAED TAHT MISTAEK AND I HAEV APOLOGIEZD 2 BN FOR TAHT!!1!1!11! OMG BN AND I R COL AND ALWAYS WIL B!1!1!1! OMG LOL WE WIL NOT LET THES COM3 BTWEN US OUR TOK WAS VERY PRODUCTIEV!!11!1

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I WANT3D 2 SET TEH R3CORD STRAGEHT WIT MAH FANS FIRST B/C DA MEDIA WIL NOT GAT COMANTS ABOUT THES SITUATION FROM ME ITS RESOLV3D AND WE R FOCUSNG ON OAKLAND AND GETNG BAK ON DA RIGHT TRAK!!!11!111 WTF HATS OF 2 D3NIS!!111! OMG HA PLAEYD HIS HAART OUT!1!1!11 H3 WON OVER A LOT OF GUYS ON OUR TEM!1!11!!1! OMG WTF LOL HE SI GONA B A STAR!11!11! OMG LOL 86

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Much love to the classic AOLer Translator, and Hines’ FB profile.

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