Your Pittsburgh Penguins just won the Stanley Cup! Your next move should be to…
…get a brand-new tattoo of the skating Penguin logo on your derriere. I’ve blurred out some massive crack in the picture. We try to keep it mostly PG-13 in these parts.
Thanks (?) to Deadspin for the image. You can get a full view of the crack attack there, if you want.
SCAVENGER HUNT UPDATE: You’ve made it. Check below, if you’ve somehow managed to gaze away from the butt up top. Email a screenshot of the pic below to the appropriate parties so everyone knows you’ve made it!