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Some Really Hot Chick Totally Burned Troy Polamalu

I’m liking the recent “hot-chicks-that-aren’t-related-to-the-Steelers-but-talked-about-them-that-one-time” trend that’s been going on here the past two days. Natalin Avci yesterday, and something called a January Jones today.

GQ, via Deadspin, profiled some hot blonde chick, and I have no idea who she is or what she does. Oh, except for burning Troy Polamalu. I know she does that:

[Jones is] talking about Halloween now, her favorite holiday, and the time she went to the Playboy Mansion as Michael Jackson.

“It didn’t really go over so well,” she says. “I went all out: mask, gloves, face powdered, everything. And all the rest of the girls were just painted.” This year, she’s planning to dress up as Troy Polamalu. “I’ll get the wig. Put on some bronzer. And I’ll just cross myself all night,” she says, mulling it over. “Or maybe I’ll be Houshmandzadeh.

Yeah, that was actually pretty good. Plus she’s hot, so we couldn’t get too pissed either way. Did I mention she was hot?

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