From her Pogo (really?) profile:
Gender: all woman
Location: Would you know if I said Luv ya Black and Gold?
Occupation: Pretty good (ed. – ?)
Relationship: In LOVE with a wonderful younger man!!!
ALL woman, hmm? And loves younger dudes? From Pittsburgh?
/logs off internet
/makes way from manhattan back to pittsburgh
/holds up sign saying “i love older women who play word whomp“