UNITAS WAS A COLT, MORONS

It must suck to live in a dumb place like Baltimore that had a team like the Colts ripped out of the city in the cover of night, only to then steal a team from the smart state of Ohio. Do you stick with the Colts as your team, since you likely grew up with them, or support the Ravens, noting the proximity?

As a fan of only one football team, I’d have to make you choose. None of this “I like both teams just because” nonsense. Immediately hate the newcoming wannabes and follow your team from afar, or tell the losers that left you to jump off a cliff, and proudly support the replacements.

So now we get to the Einsteins in the above video. It’s obvious Steelers trash talk, since the teams will be playing this week. But one of the dudes is wearing Ravens gear while the other has on a backwards Johnny Unitas jersey or something. A Baltimore Colts jersey. The premise of the video is to shame the Steelers for releasing the eventual HOFer to Baltimore.

ONLY YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HELPED THE COLTS! That has nothing to do with the Ravens, or the upcoming Steelers/Ravens game or anything. So Unitas came to Baltimore…is that gonna make Hines Ward drop a timely pass this week? Are you Colts fans or Ravens fans? WOOOO JOHNNY UNITAS GOT CUT FROM THE STEELERS THEN PLAYED IN BALTIMORE A LONG TIME AGO FOR A SCUMMY FRANCHISE THAT LIED ABOUT WANTING TO STAY IN YOUR CITY AND SECRETLY LEFT AT NIGHT AND MADE THEIR MOVING TRUCKS ALL TAKE DIFFERENT ROUTES SO THE MARYLAND POLICE COULDN’T STOP THEM!

So…you’re welcome Ravens fans?

And I didn’t even mock the fact that the audio and video don’t sync up, so you’re welcome for that, too.

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