You Can Buy Sperm That Makes Your Kid Look Like Certain Steelers

Thanks (?) to Big Bob from the 96.1 KISS FM Morning Freak Show for this.

Apparently, some sperm-donation company sells look-a-like kids. As in not looking like you…looking like some random “celebrities.” And you better believe there’s some Steelers involved.

“WELL THIS IS INSANE

A SPERM BANK OUT IN LA IS TAKING DONORS THAT LOOK LIKE CELEBRITIES

SO YOU COULD HAVE A BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT OR CARROT TOP

OH YEAH AND YOU CAN ORDER THE SPERM ONLINE SOOOO CLICK HERE

GOING THROUGH THE LIST OF CELEBS TWO POP’ED OUT

BEN ROETHLISBERGER AND HEATH MILLER”

Holy wow this it batshit crazy. How do you even judge if some sperm is gonna make your kid look like Big Money? Or Big Ben?

If you order either of the Ben or Heath look-a-like sperm, I think it states in the contract that you have to buy the kid two massive rings. You know…ice the kid out and complete the transition.

*UPDATE* One Ben Roethlisberger donor has over 25 vials for sale. You might see 25 little Big Bens running around in like 20 years or so.

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