A few games ago, Penguins play-by-play guy Paul Steigerwald accidentally flubbed Sidney Crosby’s last name, calling him Crosberry.
Right now, the Pens are playing the Flyers, and during the second intermission, Steigy showed a fan-manufactured box of Crosberries cereal. Hilarious. The Pens need to start their days with this cereal all the time, and get some of that goal-scoring goodness. And then the rest of the league will try them, but the cereal will act like Fiber One cereal or something and just make them shit themselves.
Go Pens.