“Unlike the Pittsburgh Pirates these guys get shit done.”
I’d love to be able to check stats on those Somalian pirates since 1992 and see how many deals they’ve closed versus how many times they’ve failed and/or been killed trying to jack boats and stuff. Gotta be a much better percentage than Pittsburgh Pirates wins/losses ratio in that time frame.
Get on it, Wikipedia.
If you have any unlicensed Pittsburgh sports gear, or awesome generic sports gear from any team, send them to me and I’ll post them.
(thanks to Cotter for the banner pic)