I mean just look at that picture. To be fair, the guy was always big, but I think he’s now actively trying to embody his Bus nickname. Just a few more pounds man…
This is from some golf show with Donald Trump and Julius “Dr. J” Erving. I’m not making any of that up. The video clip also begins and ends with Tina Turner’s Simply The Best. In between, fat Bettis, fat Trump and old/tall Erving show off their ridiculous golf swings. I can criticize because I love golf and probably have a way better swing than any of these guys. I’m also more in shape, cooler, more handsome, can jump higher, bench press more and get way more ladies.
But seriously, I could probably take ’em in golf.