Thanks to Penshead for sending this over.
If Jerome is from Detroit, then why isn’t he hawking Little Caesar’s rather than grocery store staple DiGiorno? Also, I looked at the DiGiorno wiki page to get some details about the brand, and stumbled across the most bizarre info relating to any product. How does this get included in the wiki page, but not any actual company information:
“Some Digiorno Pizzas use mechanically separated chicken as a meat ingredient in its pepperoni, while others use more traditional ingredients.“
Worst. Wikipedia page. Ever.