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Mike Comrie owes just over $100k on a 2009 Mercedes, which is 20% of his current league-minimum Pens contract, or just .02% of his father’s estimated wealth of $500 mil.
In other news, I may or may not eat some SpaghettiOs® tonight. Maybe I’ll switch it up and get the ones with hotdog slices in it rather than the meatballs.