Via here, comes something. I can’t really tell what it is, but it is wearing a Black and Gold hat. And if you think it isn’t Pittsburgh-related, then check out the picture at the bottom of this post.
“The Steelers are going to the playoffs! The Steelers are going to the playoffs! Wait a minute, they WENT to the playoffs. THEN the Super Bowl. AND THEN THEY WON. I made this Steelers Safety (Cone) the very day that we upset our rival Ravens and clinched the division title! Tell me he wasn’t good luck?! He bleeds black and gold…just like I do…and just like you do?
Even a little Safety Cone needs some protection–from the elements! It’s cold, it’s windy, it’s snowy! Safety Cone needs a little hat for winter. Okay, maybe Safety Cone doesn’t have ears, but he likes ear flaps, okay? I can just see him on the ski lift now, or tobogganing down a hill with his fellow Safety Cone friends…“
And…I’m still not in the know. I really don’t know the significance of safety cones, other than supposedly keeping you safe. But apparently anthropomorphic safety cones love the Steelers.
Eh, I guess I’m cool with safety cones, then.