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A Steelers Apron With A Penis

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So my title pretty much sums this up. I’m not really sure what else I need to add. The Steelers apron you see above has a secret. Underneath the tea towel is a fake penis. Really. Take it away:

THIS HILARIOUS BBQ APRON WILL BRING LOADS OF LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR APRON BUT IT HAS A PENIS TUCKED AWAY UNDERNEATH THE TEA TOWEL. SO LIFT UP THE TOWEL AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A SURPRISE!

The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely [sic] hilarious!

The, um, full image is below. If you’re on the front page, I’ve hidden it behind the READ MORE button, so hit the jump if you’re all for this idea. I guess I should tag it NSFW. This is where we’ve gotten.

I was gonna put this under the Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch umbrella, but I’m afraid I’d have to re-word the feature to include the word TERRIFYING or something somewhere.

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We’re really doing this. You can still turn back.

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Go Steelers?

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