Matt Cooke Is A Changed Man AKA He’s Now Robbing Banks And Blaming The Steelers

Thanks to Jason for spotting this and sending it over. Some dude in a Steelers hat robbed several banks recently. And the suspect kinda looks like Matt Cooke. Cookie does love baseball caps:


So is this what Cooke meant when he said he was a changed man? He’s laying off the aggressive play that helped him make his NHL money, so now he’s gotta find a new way to make that scrilla?

If only the teller’s description of the robber included that he was missing a tooth, the po-po would have their man.

Go Pens.

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