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That Movie About That Twilight Dude At PNC Park Sucks

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can you derp me now?

When we last saw Taylor Lautner, he was finishing filming his movie Abduction in Pittsburgh and made a stop at Heinz for a Steelers game. There was buzz about a movie that predominantly featured Pirates gear and PNC Park. The hope that it would be any good went south faster than the post-July 25th Pirates season.

Via Vince comes word that as of yesterday, the movie held a 0% freshness rating on popular and respected movie-review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes. Today it is up to a whopping 6%.

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At this rate the movie will be at 100% by the time it hits DVD. I think my math sucks.

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