Stick tap to Charlie for putting this on Google+.
Pictured here is a Pittsburgh Penguins table tap straight from the NHL Shop. A ~$350 Penguins table tap. I guess $350 is a legit figure if you love the Pens that much and find a need to always have 100 ounces of rapidly-warming beer at your disposal (and if you don’t know to put an ice block at the top then I can’t help you).
But the real quirk is that this thing looks like a bong. I mean I’m sure some enterprising Pens fan and ~$350-table-tap-owner would figure this out eventually and try to rig this for dual purposes, but would you be willing to mess with your beer-providing investment?