“Toss your favorite team with Orbiez™, the football shaped plush!“
Except they should call it “football shaped but also with arms and legs and a face because regular football shapes don’t have those” to be a little more correct. Could you imagine the spirals thrown if regular football shapes included those dangly things? NFL games would be chaos.
There’s even more unanswered questions, like why does the name reference an orb when this is nowhere near perfectly round? Footballs aren’t orbs, they’re ovals at best. Wikipedia refers to it as a prolate spheroid, so these horrifying toys should be called Prolatespheroidiez™ then?
We won’t even get into the 3rd toy offered by this company, hipster Steely:
Here we go.