Great Moments In Unlicensed Pittsburgh Sports Merch: Pirates Zoltan Cookie Cake


Thanks to Will for this. He says:

Here ya go psamp unlicensed food merch.

Man we’ve had a jillion unlicensed merch posts over the years at PSAMP, but I can’t remember off the top of my head if we’ve ever had unlicensed foodstuffs.

The thing about the 2012 Pirates’ ZOLTAN love is that you need hands to complete the expression. Like, even nuns get it. Left hand on top, right on bottom, and you’ll eventually hang out with cool aliens who like you! Just adding a Z makes me think Zorro got pissed at Steel City desserts. And why would Zorro be that much of a jerk? Desserts rule.

So yeah, the baker added the name of the team in order to explain the rogue Z on the cookie cake, but that’s about as basic as possible. If you can’t make hands out of icing, then learn.


If you have any unlicensed Pittsburgh sports gear, or awesome generic sports gear from any team, send them to me and I’ll post them.

(thanks to Cotter for the banner pic)

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