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The Steelers Actually Murdered A Man

No, it wasn’t James Harrison with his Men’s Journal guns, but if it was how dark would that be?

The Internet was recently abuzz with some Kansas City Chiefs fan burning the team in his obituary, citing routine disappointment by KC as a means to his death. Only, the underside of this story is the late Loren G. “Sam” Lickteig passed from this Earth on Wednesday, November 14, 2012. Late on Monday, November 12, 2012, the Chiefs had 2 TDs called back and coughed up a game that they could’ve easily stolen. In overtime. To our Steelers.

The Steelers won a game and in return, killed a Chiefs fan. That is the most metal way to win a game. Loren knew the rules, by his burning the Chiefs he also acknowledged the power of the Steelers. Football controlled his health. He probably thought of his Multiple Sclerosis as a minor issue. Loren, you were a beast.

Here we go.

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