Via my bud Joshua:
penguins tip jar at a bar in ruidoso, new mexico
It seems like with the Pens down 2-0 to the Bruins in the Eastern Conference Finals, everybody is now a GM or coach and has the winning idea that gets the team righted. Twitter has become apocalyptic, and I can't count the number of people at Foley's, our NYC Pens bar, who were immediately writing revisionist history after every deflating Bruins goal in Game 2. Now imagine the collective Pens fan psyche should the team get or give up early an early goal in Game 3.
So take all your tips on everything…who to start, why certain players are gonna get amnesty buyouts, who the Pens will target in free agency…and go out to New Mexico and put 'em in this tip jar and then go moan to the desert and the lizards and stuff while I support my Pens in Game 3. I've never been west of like Tennessee, so I imagine New Mexico is all sand and cacti.