Thanks to AJ for this. He says:
Great moment in unlicensed merch: My dad bought my kid a Pittsburgh penguin plush toy.
With the current 3-0 series deficit, we'll need all the plush "Pittsburgh" penguin animals to beat the Boston Bruins. If the Pens can bring the series back to Pittsburgh, everybody should huck these things at the Bruins like Tom Barrasso getting pelted with rats in Florida in 1996.
I mean, Florida won the Eastern Conference Finals against the Pens with that strategy. These Pens need any sorta change.
If you have any unlicensed Pittsburgh sports gear, or awesome generic sports gear from any team, send them to me and I'll post them.
(thanks to Cotter for the banner pic)