Pics via The ScareHouse, one of the premiere fright attractions in America, right home in Pittsburgh.
I know Troy Polamalu and the defense have been getting old in recent seasons but this is just ridiculous. However, a defense with zombie strength could get pretty intense. Plus I'm cool with our team just disemboweling any Raven or Brown.
Also, hair and fingernails still grow after you die so any Polamalu zombie should have hair down to their feet, no?
Did someone say 'hare?'
Here we go.