Dennis Rodman, Doug Christie and a whole bunch of other former NBA scrubs are in North Korea right now turning a blind eye to the blatant human rights violations and forced labor camps to hang out with the manboychild supreme leader. And play a basketball game, I guess.
But let's get to the real meat of the story…there's definitely a Pirates hat in the notoriously secretive country, if we are to believe the above picture of Rodman and crew boarding planes for the Democratic People's Republic. I'm imagining a scenario in which Korean citizens are forced to Zoltan and insult Johnny Cueto to Kim Jong-Un's whims.
