*Jordan Staal joke*
*Brandon Sutter joke*
*Ron Francis joke*
*Zach Boychuk joke*
*Bill Cowher joke*
This is the first PSAMP sports post of 2014…I'm getting my footing back and didn't want to pop a comedy hammy. Fill in your own Mad Lib about this monstrosity of a Pittsburgh Penguins and/or Carolina Hurricanes hat with any of the above choices.