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Deadspin brings us this awesome blog where Pixar animator Austin Madison sketched previews for certain NFL games all season. Our Steelers were featured twice, first for Steelers-Giants. In that game, the refs helped New York to an early lead, only for the Steelers to come back for a late 4-point win. The Giants had -9 […]

Last week we pondered just how terrifying light switch covers became when their background images turned the physical switch incredibly phallic. I figured the horror ended with the Pens, contained in some sort of team-specific repressed memory. Only Pops himself, the late Willie Stargell, is now dragged into this mess. Don't get me wrong, I […]

Now here's something I haven't seen in a minute, a 1991 ACE Novelty POWER SKATER Mario Lemieux doll. Yes, Mario Lemieux was once a doll, and could out-deke any other doll in your collection. Got 50 bucks? Go buy it. Le Magnifique's body is so out-of-proportion that if he had abs, he'd probably choke on […]

If you're gonna run a light switch cover business, you gotta make sure the phallic switch is in no crotch-al areas of the background picture. LIGHTS ON JAMES NEAL TOTALLY SCORED LIGHTS OUT AND THE GOALIE ROBBED HIM. I mean get real. Go Pens.