Thanks to Troy and Sam and Brian for this. The Onion put out a bit where a guy who lost his family in a car accident got a mini pony as a replacement. Yes, that sounds way dark, but The Onion does it right.
Video here. I couldn’t embed it. I tried.
College Football Injustices: TCU and Baylor Don’t Rank Highly On The List, But They Reflect A Longstanding Problem In College FootballThe Student Section