Thanks to Patrick for this. He says:
"You may find thins interesting/infuriating:"
So a mini horse got trapped in a canal and some awesome people rescued it and now can't find the owner. Maybe there is no owner. Maybe canals are where mini ponies are created or just appear on our Earthly realm. This is like finally finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. I'm going to go camp out at a canal.
My current local canal, the nasty dirty Gowanus in Brooklyn, would probably birth some righteous hellpony.
