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Brandon Cumpton Used Andrew W.K.’s “Party Hard” As Walk-Up Music

On Saturday, the Pirates called up AAA pitcher Brandon Cumpton to make a start against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Adding another pitcher was huge, seeing that the starting rotation was slowly settling in with super-rook Gerrit Cole making his vaunted debut earlier in the week. Cumpton one-upped his more-highly-lauded teammate in the strikeout department, striking […]

THE HATER’S CALENDAR TO HATING ON DAN BYLSMA IN 2013-14

A funny thing happened yesterday. No, not the Bylsma extension…I expected as much and the team delivered. Perhaps it was a funny thing to everyone who thought he was as good as fired. The funny thing was that GM Ray Shero came out and spoke candidly for about an hour on the team and expectations, […]

NHL Playoff Records For Every Coach and Team Since The Last Pens Cup

Loootta digital ink has been spilled with the announcement today that Ray Shero WILL NOT fire head coach Dan Bylsma, instead opting to extend the entire coaching staff another two years. It seems many fans wanted Bylsma axed for the playoff struggles of the Pens in the past 4 seasons. So I went ahead and […]

Merry Gerrit-smas, Hope It’s Better Than Bryan-sgiving and Kris-mas

Pirates top prospect and former 2011 1st-overall pick Gerrit Cole debuts tonight against the San Francisco Giants. This is big. Despite the recent, shall we say, lack of success, Gerrit follows only two Pirates 1st-overall picks in the last 15 years. The notorious Bryan Bullington, and Anna Benson's husband Kris. Coincidentally, Gerrit shares more than […]

The Pirates Drafted Austin Meadows, An Arrested Development-Style Model Home Company

In the currently-still-ongoing MLB Draft, our Pittsburgh Pirates used their 9th overall pick to grab OF Austin Meadows. Now…you know PSAMP as a place of absurdity or weirdness, not really stats and analysis. And the first thing that went through my head when I heard the pick was that Austin's name sounded like a park […]

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