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Penguins Prospect Scott Harrington Is A Scary Dentist, Gave People HIV

0 comments by on 3/29/2013

Man that was a pretty heavy title. The Pens are down a top blue line prospect what with Joe Morrow being dealt for non-related Stars captain Brenden Morrow. We say "down" in only a certain sense, as the pipeline still holds Simon Despres, Robert Bortuzzo, Scott Harrington, Brian Dumoulin, Olli Maaty and Derrick Pouliot. Well […]

Mini Pony of the Day 3-28-13

0 comments by on 3/28/2013

TODAY'S MINI PONY OF THE DAY IS/ARE FORMER STARS AND FLAMES CAPTAINS (RESPECTIVELY) BRENDEN MORROW AND JAROME IGINLA. THEY ARE NOT MINI PONIES IN THE PHYSICAL REALM BUT THEY ARE NOW PENGUINS SO GET REAL. I SEE YOU TOO, DOUGLAS MURRAY. MAN I AM SO AMPED UP.

Kordell Stewart Was Married To A Real House-Harpy Of Hell, Now Not Anymore

0 comments by on 3/26/2013

Thanks TMZ for having me on your Pittsburgh PR email blast, and for using the "slash" pun in your announcement. You guys know my feelings on those fake housewife drama bs reality shows. I'm just stunned I didn't know Kordell was married to one of those things, I mean in regards to the rumors and […]

Mini Pony of the Day 3-26-14

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Thanks to my girl Mattie for this. She's a fellow Pens fan who just left NYC for NC. Never drop the Y. Mattie says: your mini pony of the day Always. Back in like late-January, early-February, we had a mini-series where we'd only feature mini ponies with other awesome animals on their backs (1, 2, […]

NHL ’94 Version of the Penguins OT Win Over the Flyers

0 comments by on 3/25/2013

Last night, the Pens extended their win streak to 12 games in thrilling fashion, taking out rival Philadelphia in OT after a late Sidney Crosby goal forced the extra period.  Thanks to my bud Benson for sending this over. His unreal NHL '94 replay of the game highlights, because 12-game win streaks are about as […]

Mini Pony of the Day 3-20-13

0 comments by on 3/20/2013

MOONWALKING MINI PONY! OK so this video came out a good couple of weeks ago now, but it's one of those things that everyone is gonna see and love. And with my status as LORD OF ALL MINI PONIES AND ALSO GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR, everyone who saw it had to send it to me. Submissions […]

Geno’s Lines In That Russian Movie Trailer, Translated To English

0 comments by on 3/19/2013

Last week, some trailer featuring Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin in a Russian movie titled 12 Months debuted. Today, we translate. The basis of this movie falls on some cute woman who gets wishes that were meant for a kid. Or something along those lines. And the kid wants to meet or play hockey with Geno […]

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