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The Pittsbugh Passion Lost

I suck at keeping up with the Passion. They lost to the DC Divas last weekend, 27-7. Since women’s football information is so hard to come by on the Internet, I’ll let the Washington Informer do the rest. Next door to the home of the Washington Redskins, the Washington Divas, the most successful women’s football […]

I Kinda Apologize To Kris Letang

I wasn’t overly-critical of the eventual game-saver, but I wondered how healthy he was for much of the game. At our Pens bar, a few of us were commenting on how sloppy Kris and Sarge were at receiving passes, especially near the blue line. Chalk some of it up to the Caps getting sticks into […]

China Jack Across Multiple Platforms

I’ve been fighting China Jack withdrawal. It’s been a week since his Sally Wiggin toast (and her romp around town), which is like forever in Internet time. I might start up a collection to bring Jack to the states, just so I can high-five him whenever I feel like it. But now Jack’s diversifying. And […]

Not Really Sure If Youtube Gets Me

It’s no big secret that I use video to make points/criticisms/jokes here at PSAMP. But it seems like Youtube should know me a little better by now. I’m constantly searching for Pittsburgh-related videos on Youtube that make me laugh, or are interesting enough to share with you guys. So Youtube offers videos that they recommend […]

Steelers Fan Gynecologists Are Funny, 15 Years Old

Recently, a Pittsburgh-area gynecologist named Michael Bummer made it onto The Price Is Right. Bummer, a Steelers fan wearing a Keisel jersey with a homemade DR. BUMMER nameplate, got “called down” to participate in some TPIR fun. When every other contestant bid outrageously high numbers for a necklace, Bummer decided to go the “One Dollar” […]

Adult Swim Hates The Pittsburgh Pirates

Well, to be fair, the Buccos don’t have room to complain if anybody hates on ’em. They’ve earned the right to be ridiculed until they return to playing successful baseball. So I had to chuckle when I saw this bump on Adult Swim last week. Had to wait til the fine people at BumpWorthy upload […]

Oh, So That’s What Chevon Troutman Has Been Up To

Chevy Troutman was a good enough player on the Pitt teams from earlier this decade that turned the then-mid-level program into a national force. His random foreign Wiki page states that he might be playing overseas, but no one really knows where. Now, he’s dropping a 12-second promo for some dude that helps your kid […]

The Browns Suck And Are Bad At Drafting

Yeah, the draft is already old news in Internet time, but you gotta take what you can get with my memory. I meant to get this up earlier in the week, but I forget stuff like it’s my job. Prior to the draft, the Browns tried to incinerate their core, first getting rid of TE […]

The Steelers Love Fake Super Bowl Celebrations

This comes from Electronic Arts’ Inside EA blog via Big Ben News. Watching your team win a Super Bowl and go through the rush of emotions in that hectic instant is a thing of beauty. The players justified their previous 5 months of hard-fought games, and us fans get to say “I told you so” […]

Sally Wiggin About Town

After China Jack started randomly talking about Sally Wiggin, I decided he needed to meet her. But I have no money, so in lieu of a plane ticket to Pittsburgh Way International Airport, I decided to take the lovely Sally, via the inimitable Ron Newcomer, to Jack’s watering hole in China. Ya see, don’t they […]

China Jack Makes Everything Great. Like Toasts To Sally Wiggin

http://youtube.com/watch?v= JiX3-cEn1jQ[/youtube] Sally Wiggin is way ALAGINT. If China Jack says it, it’s true. It seems like our boy China Jack has a crush on the WTAE Action News anchor, who has been in the news game for an incredible 29 years. While acknowledging that massive amount of time, Jack makes sure to compliment her […]

Oh Yeah, The Pittsburgh Passion Are Now 2-0

Pittsburgh football fans, you may be in withdrawal during this time between the draft and training camp. However, support your Pittsburgh Passion women’s football team as they strive towards an IWFL championship. This past weekend, they dominated the Baltimore Nighthawks, 49-0. And I have nothing else to add to that since there’s nothing on the […]

Mike Tomlin’s Eyes Will Haunt Your Night Terrors

http://youtube.com/watch?v= VKpYSuvn-Eo[/youtube] Not even sure what this is about, but Mike Tomlin isn’t human. When I blink, both my eyelids shut real quick, then open back up…usually at the same time. If I’m winking at someone, one eyelid closes while I scrunch up part of my face. Mike Tomlin seems to have the ability to […]

HEAD COACH Dan Bylsma

I’ll be honest, I was nervous when Dan subbed in Miro Satan for the struggling Petr Sykora midway through the first round of the playoffs. I didn’t throw him under the bus, like some critics, but I was concerned that the move might backfire. Bylsma has had nothing but positives in his short time in […]

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