The smoothy smooths used a smooth smooth of smoothness to smooth out the unsmooth. Unsmooth as it smooth have been at smooth, the smooth made no smooth while the smoothers shoothed no smoothness. Smooth. The unsmooth Steelers over the Seahawks, 24-0. As you can see I was taken aback by Tony Siragusa’s in-game claim that […]

HE’S GOING FOR THE HORSE-COLLAR, LOOK OUT! And here we are again. I just wanted to take a moment to welcome you all back to football, and the Steelers’ 2011 season. I had contemplated not doing the MMCNY this season, but I pretty much say that every year. This is the last real opinion-based segment […]

Packers won. Steelers lost. 0 of 5 motorcycle helmets. Hope the owners and NFLPA figure stuff out. I’m looking for redemption asap. Go Steelers.

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The Ravens suck. Despite having a great defense over the last few years and seemingly always playing the Steelers close, they are now just 7-3 against the Steelers since the beginning of 2007, with 2 of those wins coming in the last 3 postseasons. Big Ben has started all 7 wins. The 3 losses were […]

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I already told you on Monday that these last few regular season MMCNYs are gonna be crazy brief. It’s the holidays, the Steelers are already in the playoffs and I have tons of stuff going on. Plus I was really preoccupied with the Pens/Capitals game that overlapped this game. At one point I was watching […]

This is gonna be a mostly-abbreviated MMCNY. The Steelers lost but still clinched a playoff spot. The team had opportunities to convert and failed at times. Troy was out, lack of pressure and turnovers were concerning and we got a game in like 4 hours against the Panthers. So excuse me if the final 3 […]

The Steelers have quietly won four in a row, which doesn’t make the loss to the Patriots sting any less, but does show how a team like this responds after their weakest point of the season. And after 2-straight 3 point games, the Steelers (and the defense in particular) looked to make a statement. That […]

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A win’s a win…every win counts the same…we’re still 8-3…and I’ve officially run out of tired clichés. 19-16 Steelers in OT. It has become mind-numbingly concerning that every game showcases the Jekyl and Hyde Steelers. The first 2 Pittsburgh drives consisted of 13 and 14 plays. Their last drive in OT was similar in number […]

Blah blah blah revenge for last year blah blah something something vengeance. 35-3 Steelers. Raiders suck. I missed the first ~21 minutes of the game (more on that below) while travelling back to NYC after visiting with my folks this weekend. Soon as I tuned in, I had other Steelers fans telling me about the […]

Third straight late game coupled with a stupid loss? Yeah, not getting real deep into this one. I’m only one tired, disappointed person. 39-26 Patriots. Vomit. <— That woulda been enough of a recap right there. Ben: Only guy who really showed up to play. Woulda had at least 2-3 more TDs if Hines played. […]

Welcome to Tuesday’s Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker. I’ll give you a few seconds to figure that out while I dive right into this one. 27-21 Steelers. Lookin’ at just the beginning of the game, it looked like a 40-point blowout in the making. Though a few turnovers, some shoddy pass D and a little […]

It’s the little things. The Steelers forced two perfectly-timed turnovers, which resulted in a missed FG and a rare Heath Miller fumble. The Miller fumble leads to 7 points when the initial completion and subsequent run had the Steelers looking at a short FG attempt to tie at the very least. Saints win 20-10. Maybe […]