Gawker reminded us all of Internet K-Hole, a place with fantastic pre-digital pictures dumps from the 70s-90s basically. In going through some past photo essays, a Steelers jersey popped up. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't feverishly going through old posts to find something Pittsburgh sports-related. Be careful there though, as random nudity […]

Dennis Rodman, Doug Christie and a whole bunch of other former NBA scrubs are in North Korea right now turning a blind eye to the blatant human rights violations and forced labor camps to hang out with the manboychild supreme leader. And play a basketball game, I guess. But let's get to the real meat […]

*Jordan Staal joke* *Brandon Sutter joke* *Ron Francis joke* *Zach Boychuk joke* *Bill Cowher joke* This is the first PSAMP sports post of 2014…I'm getting my footing back and didn't want to pop a comedy hammy. Fill in your own Mad Lib about this monstrosity of a Pittsburgh Penguins and/or Carolina Hurricanes hat with any […]

Everything sucks: 2012 | 2011 | 2010 | 2009 Time to set aside our December 31sts and look back at the year of suck. We've been doing this post annually because things are just bleak, my man. The ship of life is inevitably going down, we're all going to die and Ryan afsjhafs Succop denied […]

The Steelers humiliated the Browns for a second time in 2013, then came within four inches of making an improbable playoff appearance. Yes, the same Steelers who opened the season 0-4 finished on an 8-4 run that saw them catch up to the rest of the middling AFC pack. This picture might haunt me forever: […]

LOL the Steelers are still mathematically alive as we turn to week 16. That's prettty much way better than anyone expected following the 0-4 start from hell. That was us last week after winning in Cincy to keep this awkward 2013 season rolling. This week: 38-31 Steelers. Aaaaannndddd…the same can be said for now as […]