The Browns ended months of speculation by naming their opening day QB. And its the tool in the above picture. Charlie Frye, the wanna-be NFLer from the MAC, who won a total of 4 of his 13 starts last season, beat out last year’s sentimental favorite, Derek Anderson and possible man-lover, Brady Quinn. There were […]

I’m late on this news. Cuts were made on Saturday, but I was away from the good ole internet til now. Here’s a list of the players who didn’t make the team, as well as the depth chart (which I copied and pasted from the good guys at Doubt About It. Plagiarism rules) and the […]

I'm currently frittering away dollar bills at The Meadows Casino. I'm not a gambler, save for the occasional Powerball ticket or football pool. I tend to snowball when experiencing something new/different, so I'll try to control myself. You can call me Snowball if you want, but if you do, I might rear back and throw […]

Lawrence Timmons is huuuge in Latvia. VotW #2, you want to know how much space you need for a mini pony? I don’t know the correct answer, but I would assume the entire interior of a house would do. But that’s just me…

Three cheers for a special Friday edition of MMCNY! Hip hip! _________Hip hip! _________Hip hip! _________ Thanks for participating, ya jerks. This is going to be a semi-condensed version of MMCNY, seeing as how the game was awful to watch, the starters barely played and it was the final preseason game. Tale of the tape: […]

St. Pierre – Sucks at jogging off injuries Lorello – Determination. My favorite play of the game Sepulveda – Cool fumble recovery Russell – Better Randall – Snap, handoff, repeat Reed – Almost as many FGs as Sepulveda punts Woodley/Timmons – Still playing Moonlight – …to help the living rather than feeding off them. Wtf? […]

Bryan Randall – Tee Martin Jr.? Haynes – Healthy? Flags – Too Many 3rd Quarter O – Carolina penalties Gay – Always in the right place Russell – Good, not great

Timmons – Solid shoestring Davis – Beast Sepulveda – Punts aplenty St. Pierre – Chicken double-u-slash-o a head Kriewaldt – Word Turnovers – Needed Points off turnovers – Only 3? Carter – Everywhere

Troy – Amazing Keisel – Bulldozer Reid – Decent D – Confusion (the good type) Colclough – Got played Carr – Under no pressure. At all

Check out PSaMP’s correction to Wikipedia’s “Shetland Pony” entry. I don’t know when Wiki will find out about my crazy antics, but I felt it was a subtle but necessary edit. Click on the picture to see a larger version. I copied the picture in case Wiki decides to overrule my edit. I’m hoping they […]

And I love the Civic Arena (not the Mellon Arena). I’ve been trying to stay on top of any current news regarding HOK Sports and the new Pens arena, and was thrilled to see new arena design drawings. To me, seeing the Igloo go down will be as emotional as watching Three Rivers disintegrate. Sure, […]

Get it? Hines Ward apparently broke his nose during Sunday’s preseason game against Philly. I was originally nervous when I heard rumors of a Steelers WR going under the knife. Fortunately, it wasn’t for major surgery. Tomlin is even ready for Hines to get back on the field. “Hines is Hines,” Tomlin said. “I wouldn’t […]

Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker is still in its baby stages, so this seems to be an appropriate time to explain the rating system I use. I use motorcycle helmets in lieu of stars, or thumbs up, mainly because Big Ben could’ve used a motorcycle helmet (or 5) when he took on a Chrysler New […]

Steelers Win. Eagles lose. 27-13. The Steagles were back in the limelight, at least for a night. For my birthday, my brother bought me a book about the Steagles. I’ve just started reading it, so I get to keep the Steagles emotion going. Back to last night. Ben looked awful immediately out the gate. That […]

Andrea Kremer – Drunk? (We aarrre ready) Madden – Confused by minorities with long hair (Tyrone Carter/Troy Polamalu) # 41 – Plural? (Russell/Mason?) Coors Light/Parcells/Bigfoot Commercial – Thumbs up Gary Russell – I've seen better Johnson – Word Madden – Should never be on one leg. Ever. (Huck a buck?) Final Outcome – Cool 27-13 […]